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red-lipstick:

AnimatedGoats
We need more fucking goats

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

gnumblr:

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

nothing is more of a turn on than when a guy plays and sings a song on an acoustic guitar even if his singing sounds like a beached whale, just the fact that he is trys to impress you is so ajshfhfjsksjd

bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch